Pull a Magnetic Jade apart and the parts list reads like a mid-tier mechanical linear: polycarbonate top, nylon bottom, POM stem, factory lube. Where the leaf would be, there is a magnet. That one substitution explains the feel, the sound, and why it will not fit half the Hall-effect boards on the market.
Gateron's Lanes draws its DNA from the Alps SKCM Orange — one of the most loved tactile mechanisms of the 1980s — and arrived in June 2026 with enough community conviction to sell out on first drop.
Few stock linears earn the word 'creamy' on first press. The Oil King does, and the reason is not a secret stem material or a proprietary lube — it is a careful pairing of housing resins and a factory tune that other linears under thirty cents tend to skip.
thock's Trends Tracker is a weekly snapshot of what is rising, falling, or holding flat across the hobby — switches, keycaps, layouts, vendors, and brands, scored on a single -100 to 100 scale and updated each Monday. This is what the columns mean and what they do not.
This pairing has been on the bench for months, and a free Sunday finally made it happen. The Sonnet is a soft 75 with a block mount, and Oil Kings are a heavy factory-lubed linear — together they hit a register worth coming back to.
Switches are the single biggest factor in how a keyboard feels and sounds, and the catalog has grown overwhelming. This guide narrows the entire market into three families, explains who each one is for, and gives a three-step path from curiosity to a confident first purchase. By the end, the reader can pick a category without second-guessing.